Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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He called his prostate his "boner button".
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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