I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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