Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Having a random hookup so left but love u
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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