She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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