The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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