My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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