And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
We need a shit load of segways right now
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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