The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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