can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
my liver is dry heaving
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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