Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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