I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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