This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Randomize
