Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
a search helicopter?!
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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