We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
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I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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