He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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