Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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