Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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