Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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