What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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