Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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