they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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