can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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