I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
