are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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