Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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