AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
