You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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