And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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