your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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