my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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