I think I am morally bankrupt
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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