I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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