He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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