very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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