Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
we should paint friendship bongs
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