i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Who wears a wallet chain?!
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Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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