So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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