did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
