RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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