didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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