Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Vodka?
Forever.
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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