dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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