When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
The air taste purple.
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