I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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