no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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