hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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