People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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