I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you have to choose: penises or morals?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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