Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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