Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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