i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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