They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Even my vagina gasped.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
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