did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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