i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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