the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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