She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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