I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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