Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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