my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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